flightless bird
a p-ssionless woman who, though superficially attractive and financially independent, is romantically unfulfilled due to emotional underdevelopment.
guy 1: marina’s pretty hot, huh?
guy 2: yeah, but she desperate. there’s something really depressing about her. her friends seem that way too. i’ve never seen so many flightless birds in one club.
girl 1: jodie is still hung up on that guy never calling.
girl 2: i know. she wants someone to sweep her off her feet. we’re the same age, and i’m not all freaked out about being single. i don’t want to hang out with her anymore. she’s got flightless bird written all over her.
Read Also:
- posh douche
a well-dressed douche bag todd is a posh douche a well-dressed douche bag todd is a posh douche
- Cuntwaft
the stench of diseased v-g-n-, often used to define a person that truly disgusts you “that simon is a vile looking c-ntwaft, the sight of him makes me want to vomit.” an odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of f-cking. bellowing the sheets as one does with ones […]
- footfail
something between a trip and a complete fall. most of the time, you recover instantly, but, during that trip, you felt like you were going to fall flat on your face. having low balance is a major cause of most of my footfails.
- Cupertino Steamer
when apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. it ends with people being completely p-ssed off after their hopes have been shattered. steve: so the new ipod touch does not have a camera. everyone: wtf!!! what a cupertino steamer! i can’t believe i was about to give […]
- iToilet
the “itoilet” is a prototype for a new range of “ipod white” toilets soon to be released from apple. the famous “click wheel” that the “ipod” is known for will be placed on the top of the toilet and users can select the strength of their flush. the “itoilet” boasts a p–poo viewer and anti-skid. […]