flintstoning

the act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.
eva: i’m too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?

tashina: sure thing and while i’m flintstoning, i can pick up the pen you dropped
flintstoning means having humans do the work first. only automate if it’s worth automating.
you’re a web coder for a bank whose promotion this month is a free toaster to everyone who deposits $10,000 to open a new account. the bank realizes that toaster manufacture and delivery is not their core competency, so they outsouce the task the lowest-bidding toaster fufillment processing agency. your job is to write the code to get toasters to web customers. you have two options:

1) spend painful hours attempting to reconcile the inconsistencies between the toaster pimp’s doc-mentation and their java-powered full-stack wsdl automated toaster delivery processing gateway until xml angle brackets gouge your eyes out.
2) just flintstone it.

because you’re smart enough to always, always, always be loved by the administrative -ssistants (it’s totally worth spending a few hours of playing “why can’t xp see the laser printer”) you know that donald the junior -ssistant is the one giving toasters to customers who walk in off the street with briefcases full of money. you strike a deal with donald: if he’ll send out a few toasters for you, you’ll drop by for dinner with your famous key lime pie and set up that wifi router that’s been sitting in its box for the last three weeks.

you write a ten-line sh-ll script to mail donald with the names and addresses of new, untoastered customers and put it on a cron job to fire off every few hours. then you put “turn off toaster promotion” on your calendar for the last day of the month and tell your boss you’re implemented near-real-time toaster deployment and get back to working on instrusion detection.

flintstoning: it’s the practice of subst-tuting a little human work for functionality until there’s enough demand for the feature that it’s worth the coder’s time to implement.
the act of moving your office chair with your feet without getting out of it.
eva: i’m too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?

tashina: sure thing and while i’m flintstoning, i can pick up the pen you dropped
the act of having s-x in a cave.
most commonly performed by ginger people.
me: who’s that fat chick?

chris: just some whale i flintstoned.

me: what?

chris: flintstoning… when you sh-g someone in a cave!