flipping burger
to get annoyed at a burger because something has gone wrong with it.
me: d-mn my flipping burger has spilt relish!
you: too bad.
an act of “beating the meat” by standing up, with the palm holding the d-ck from the side (as opposed to from the bottom), not unlike the handle of a spatula, and at the time of climax, jerking said meat skywards, thus causing the “burger” to flip.
dude: so how was your lonely night in then bro?
bro: dude, i got some mickey d’s and some back door sl-ts 9. man, i was flipping burgers all night son!!
to flip someone’s burgers is to touch or grab the nipples (see burgers) of another person.
he’s been flipping burgers with every girl at the party.
lia was flipping nick’s burgers.
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