flippisexual
a s-xuality meaning attraction to people with flippy or emo hair
boy: hey you wanna hang later?;)
girl: sorry i’m flippis-xual, i only like guys with emo hair
boy: that’s not a real s-xuality
girl: omg you’re such a flippiphobe
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