floptimistic
when despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quant-ties of illegal substance
post rave: ‘well it was always a bit floptimistic to think i’d be able to sh-g her…’
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in poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.
lon: giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
norman: i guess giannetti is floptimistic.
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