flirtatious roasting
the act of wittily insulting your counterpart as a means of getting their affections.
warning; should only be used sparingly or during the early stages of a relationship-in-the-making. excessive use will make your partner hate you.
e.g. 1
woman: i don’t know how to get guys… they say i’m too nice and boring
friend: use flirtatious roasting and play hard to get
woman: how? i always compliment men that they’re handsome and stuff, but they always go for some indifferent b-tch
friend: well next time, after you compliment their face, ask them how much the plastic surgery cost.
e.g. 2 post great s-x
woman: you seem to know the female anatomy very well
man: i take it from years of experience
woman: if only you invested that time studying the human anatomy, you could’ve become an actual doctor
man: *laughs*
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