Flished
the feeling of being p-ssed off and exhausted because you had to cancel something.
i’m so flished because i had to cancel my flight. now i have to stay home.
pat worked extra hours to finish a project. he’s so flished that he couldn’t see his girl instead.
the act of having cigarette ash flicked into your eye by a total stranger who is talking animatedly with a cigarette in their hand.
often accompanied by pain, swelling, redness and an outburst of expletives directed at the ‘flisher’.
can be used with all types of smoking implement, including cigars, pipes and illegal substances.
no, it’s not a black eye. i was flished at a party last night.
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