flixflush
the act of returning, via the us postal service, all of your checked-out but unopened/unwatched netflix movies. typically accompanied by feelings of wastefulness, frustration, or disgust.
dude, “gigli” and the first season of “weeds” have been sitting on my coffee table for three weeks — i just had to flixflush today.
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