flo hoe


a specific species of hoe, located in the southern state of florida. they can be of any ethnicity, but the most common form is caucasian. a flo hoe is usually very poorly dressed (as people in florida don’t have style), wearing a jean mini skirt, sneakers, and a tight t-shirt exposing their m-ffin tops. they also attend community college or a “university” in florida, act very obnoxiously, and, above all, they throw their nasty selves at your man.
“who is that creature yelling and screaming over there by the bar?”
“i don’t see her… what’s she wearing?”
“a light blue mini skirt, an ugly shirt, and her hair in a ponytail”
“oh… it’s gotta be some flo hoe”

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