Flo-Job
a bl-w j-b performed by flo, the girl from the progressive insurance commercials.
that girl from the commercials isn’t that hot, but i sure would take a flo-job any day.
the opposite of a grumpy, when someone tosses your salad while your taking a p-ss
deano gave me a godly flo job earlier
when you sign up for progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with geico.
dude, those progressive commercials really flojob a lot of potential customers.
when someone gives you a really good head m-ssage.
i got the best flojob last night from lauren. it felt great!
when a girl has a period on partners face
d-mn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job
the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) soph-m-re, inherent upon having s-x
samantha: ahh i got my first flojob last nightt
lindsay: worrd?? no wayy girl that flyy
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