Fload (Floating Head of Death)


a co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. this person usually has the characteristic that follow:

fat
curly hair
smells like wet gr-ss
smells like milk
breath smells like a rubber boot
tells jokes that no one laughs at
fload alert!!! fload alert. that dude is a complete fload.

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