floaner
experiencing an erection in water. a “floating b-n-r”.
floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner
a floaner is usually in a pool or jacuzzi as the result of m-ssage jets.
a flimsy b-n-r is a p-n-s in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid
abel wanted to rail that sk-nk one more time, but his floaner wasn’t quite hard enough
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