muffin code
used at my school to talk about s-x and not have anybody know about it. invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a m-ffin= s-x
blueberries= guy
raspberries= girl
peach= public hair
banana= p-n-s
plastic wrap= condom
you can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. with the miracle of the m-ffin code…understanding is absolute!
girl 1: “you have a m-ffin last night?”
girl 2: “yeah, raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour”
girl 1: “taste good?”
girl 2: “h-ll ya! eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time…mmmmm”
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