Float me


float me is a new term used to describe the the act of sucking a d-ck, similar to sucking up the creamy ice cream float. (chocolate or vanilla). it’s gonna be thick. its gonna overflow regardless so you might as well suck up and enjoy it.
you can float me all night. i have all the ingredients.

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