Float The Boat


getting an erection.
man: i’m trying to float the boat!
woman: try harder! my -ss is getting cold!
the annonomous ‘float the boat’, was introduced at mike catalano’s friendly gathering. after the consumption of sum “15 beers”, the inner kane, tkane, white choclate was truly revealed with the chanting of irish folk, and the ever so famous “float the boat”…we refer this float the boat saying, when someone is completly smashed, hammered, or simply crunk
yo, who’s gonna float the boat this weekend?

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