floatatoDayum


a fatty t-rd that never goes down the u-bend and has similar qualities to the potato (not to be mistaken with the fabled ‘pootato’)
“i walked into the bathroom after chris and to my horror he had left a floatato! not even in the bowl, but on the seat” chris, cr-pple and dump…

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