Floatie
top definition
a t-rd that keeps a-spinnin and won’t go down, it stays afloat
i broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. other than that everything was great.
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an erection or hard on! when a mans p-n-s is erect or hard. his p-n-s may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having s-x whilst in the water.
d-mn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
i had a floatie in my pants.
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that feelin u get inside when u see the person u love
i saw my boyfriend and i went all floatie.
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