FLOATING

the act of taking a great sh-t that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.
person 1: hey hows it going??

person 2: fantastic, i was just floating a couple of minutes ago.

person 1: you must feel good now!!
the act of which a male puts his c-ck inside a woman’s v-g-n- and doesn’t move or do any thrusts or movements
i was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her p-ssy.
wandering around, esp. while high.
we jacked up on heroin and floated around the club.
rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a mormon male will leave his p-n-s in a mormon female’s v-g-n- and just let it float there for an extended period of time. this is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy mormon couples everywhere. usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. its great bonding experience and doesn’t effect their chances of getting into heaven. this is the act of floating. also referred to as the provo float. sometimes confused with a provo soak.
jacob smith: what did you do this weekend jonas?
jonas smith: i was floating with my honey.
jacob smith: niiiiiiice.
floating refers to what is in the air. or another way of saying what’s up?! (wazzup)
what’s floating brotha? – waz floatin’ bro?

i got tingz floatin’ all over the place at the moment (alot of things to handle/deal with).

sh-ts floatin’ around (a rumour is going around, or a fights about to happen)
the art of maintaining a p-ssing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. best accomplished in room 237.
“i floated through fewsters cl-ss, all we did was play games…”
or

“man im gonna fail! help me!”
“just float man…just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating.”
riding a motorized bicycle
when you see a bicycle propelling itself uphill (or level terrain) without the rider pedaling, it’s called floating.

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