Flock of Bats


uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. similar to a flock of sparrows, but done with the lights out.
christ, i had to sh-t in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. my subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of hercules.

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