Flocked beard
excessive amount of c-m/s-m-n that lands on a man’s beard that closely resembles a snow covered christmas tree.
sam: “keagan! did you go down on jake?! you have a flocked beard!”
keagan: “it tasted exactly like strawberry milk!”
#flocked #beard #snow #c-m #s-m-n
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