The Christmas Abyss


the slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted christmas gifts that are to sh-t for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
this spot can also be used for sh-tty birthday presents as well
chris : why is there an xbox in the christmas abyss?
john : cus`i wanted a ps4

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