Flof
flof in your gear
omghi2u gabe is god of the flof radio
to have s-x in the snow
joe: hey beth want to go flof
beth: i would but there’s no snow on the ground.
slang term meaning something fell off, like a hat
“woah! i just flof my skateboard!”
fart
lit
on
fire
the act of lighting one’s own fart on fire with means of a lighter or other open flame (when abnormally bored, high, drunk, stupid, etc.) causing a small flame to catch for a quick second. can be done with pants on, or pants off; pants off usually results in singed -ss, gooch, genital hairs, you were warned.
he flofed a huge one, but in the end, his gooch hairs were completely burnt.
f.l.o.f.
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