flog hopper
to pull a masturbatory act on the toilet.
tommy’s sh-t was takin’ quite a long time. so long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of flog hoppers around the world. he pulled out his p-ck-r and went to stinky pull town.
jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she ‘checked the undercarriage’ one fine day and joined the secret society of the flog hoppers anonymous.
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