Flogasm


the trance-like, -rg-smic state of being which is produced by listening to and/or singing along with florence + the machine.
last night, florence and the machine was on letterman. i had a flogasm right in front of my parents.
when a female stranger, in any place or time, randomly makes a loud sound, as if -rg-sming.
” dude, last night in the bar this really hot girl had a major flogasm.”
the resulting release that occurs after flopounding for several minutes.
1. why do you look so exhausted?

because i just flogasmed extremely hard!

2. girl: so, wanna hit the sack?

guy: no thanks, i’ve just flogasmed.

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