flogging the dolphin
beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one’s self.
after i had dinner with my “you’re just a friend” cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
masturbating. see also: feed the ducks see also: jerking off
dude, honestly. i’ve been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. but, there’s no lotion. f-ck!
to jerk off;m-st-rb-t-;rubbing one out
joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin
euphemism for masturbation. primarily male oriented but can be unis-x.
hey, how did your date go last night?
it didn’t. i was stood up, so i ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
expression used to discribe m-st-rb-t–nary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.
“ahh, i love flogging the dolphin”
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