Flognoff
there really isn’t a definition. you might of heard of the word flagnoff.
that word is false.
it was a school day and i was really pi$$ed that a girl was being jerk-ish, so when my best friend asked me what’s up i said: nothing, but (that girl) is just being a flognoff.
why?
well teacher’s like to give green cards to kids who swear.
so pretty much it’s a subst-tute for a swear word.
why is there two flognoff’s but spelled differently?
well because after i started to say flognoff more, other people started saying it more. like my best friend. thing is, i didn’t expect her to pr-nounce it “flagnoff” and urban dictionary it. when i noticed how much she was kind of rubbing it in that it was pr-nounced her way so it was her word, i got really pi$$ed. so i’m making sure everyone knows that flagnoff is not the original word.
so why didn’t you do this before?
because i didn’t think that having invented the word meant a lot until my friend made it it.
flognoff.
oh my flognoffs!
you’re such a flognoff!
flognoff you!
flognoff my life.
she’s such a flognoff.
that was flognoffy.
flognoffs to you!
flognoff.
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