Flomaton
the greatest small town in america. the town’s main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. more than half of the town’s residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are wh-r-s. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.
let’s go to flomaton and get trashed.
v. (origin: alabama) name for the use of the “hang loose” symbol by a bro attempting to express their approval of another bro’s actions, words, choice of polo shirt, etc. also the official symbol of the bro to be used with another bro when taking pictures. using the flomaton correctly is a delicate art, causing it to be found primarily in its natural habitat at clemson university. also able to be shortened to flo and floma
“i love to throw the flo with my bro down at the show while i go low to pick up a glow stick.”
“throw em’ a floma”
“everybody who throws the flomaton is a really cool bro”
n. (origin: alabama) name for the use of the “hang loose” symbol by a bro attempting to express their approval of another bro’s actions, words, choice of polo shirt, new patagonia fleece, etc. also the official symbol of the bro to be used with another bro when taking pictures. using the flomaton correctly is a delicate art, causing it to be found primarily in its natural habitat at clemson university. it is also able to be shortened to flo and floma.
“i love to throw the flo at joe with my bro down at the show while i go low to pick up a glow stick that i found on the flo’.”
“throw em’ a floma.”
“everybody who throws the flomaton is a really cool bro”
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