when you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you’re feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones -sshole.
“i flonger blasted suzie so hard last night.”
“oh yeah, i love getting flonger blasted.”
- deez nuts on your chin
used when you do not like a statement someone has just given guy 1: oh my gosh, shut up guy 2: how about i put deez nuts on your chin
- mayonaise jar
albino white n-gg- with blond hair that mayonaise jar is a f-ckhead
- *n*l art
art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature. -n-l art…its pretty sh-t
- chinese leprechaun
the little mother f-ck-rs who steal your stuff when you are not looking so that you have no hope of finding it again. g-d d-mn these chinese leprechauns stole my keys and i have no idea where they put them.
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