flonkerton
an olympic sport of icelandic origin wherein the compet-tors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
“phyllis narrowly beat kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the dunder-mifflin office olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips.”
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