Flontz


flonttz ~( pr-nounced flontsz ) any person or state of being that would render somebody h-m-s-xual and or entering into a state of overly exerted/ extreme gay-o-ness potential. one can flontz at home or with another person however once identified as a flontz that person shalt be shunned by all who overheard. flontz can be used as an adjective or a verb.
i would love to flontz with you tonight, but i have a party in my pants of another kind, flontz

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