Floofer


a man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. a floofer
burt reynolds in smokey in the bandit.

kevin floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. he was a true floofer.
a man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.
on the hottest of days, floofers will be on the prowl.
a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t
was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?
a woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.
margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. some floofers are far worse.
a half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.
according to matt, floofers are girls like kim and kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol
a feminine male; gay h-m-s-xual; a real fruitcake; a f-g
“wow dude that kid is the biggest floofer!”

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