floor banana


a phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
esha: i went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

emma: this floor banana said i was surprised slim thick with a cute -ss and then fell flat on his face.

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