floor buffer
a modern term for anyone who performs oral s-x on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on s-xually active females. will usually refer to a lesbian.
did you see that lesbian video?
yah, talk about a floor buffer.
the best invention ever! our high school had a whole fleet of floor buffers. i would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! then once a high speed chase took place and i overturned the buffer. sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scr-t-m never stood a chance. i really miss my 3 and a half t-st-cl-s.
always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.
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