floor d’oeuvres
food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. usually reserved for pets and small children.
“dammit, i dropped my pizza.”
“let it go man, the dog is eating it. it’s “floor d’oeuvres” now.”
“what does johnny have in his mouth?”
“aww nasty! it’s a sandy piece of cheese. he’s eating “floor d’oeuvres””
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