Floor General


an individual with the powers to make great decisions with the basketball in his hand. this person is usually a point guard, and they make what appear to be obscene hand gestures while dribbling which secretly command his other players to do what he wants. the floor general tends to make the rest of the team his b-tches
wagz says – “look at the way connor is taking in that ball.”
cam says – “he must think he’s the floor general or something “

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