floor hopper
an individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own p–p that they will not cr-p in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to cr-p in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.
dude, jim’s sh-t is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
he is such a floor hopper.
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