floor humper


a neoconservative. one who accepts the rnc talking points without question. from an advertis-m-nt which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can “master your body weight” via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
i knew i was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.
a person that dances low to the ground is said to be a floor humper
hey look at jayde she is such a floor humper

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