Floor Puker


the kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. a person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.
why does my desk have to be right next to josh’s? everyone knows he is a floor puker.

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