Floppy Mess


a term used to describe someone who:
a) is badly dressed, or
b) has no idea what they’re doing and is all over the place.
“ella, you’re a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes.”

“my paper is due in two hours and i can’t stop procrastinating. i’m afloppy mess!”

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