floor roller


a tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.
kanye was such a floor roller at the vmas when taylor swift won that award, it wasn’t about about him. n-body gives a sh-t about his feelings anymore, he’s been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on mtv.
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