Floor Swiper


an act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a “diiirty” spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they’ve evver had.
swiper #1:”hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!”

swiper #2: “i see itttt”

floor swiper action: lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.

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