flop ‘n’ chop


altering the handlebars on a bike by flipping drop bars (typical road bike handlebars) over and cutting them down into bull horn handlebars.
old schwinn fixie conversion with flop ‘n’ chop (bullhorn) handlebars.
a vasectomy.
“what appointment are you here for today?” asked the urologist.
“flop ‘n’ chop!” i said, while enjoying the buzz of my valium pill.

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