Floppage
when someone does something really stupid they are a floppage , or when someone is a failure in life
oh g-d monty’s life is a floppage
floppage: noun 1: the measure of an object’s current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: the state of man in which the genital m-ss sits awkwardly within one’s boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: a state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: any time in which one’s extremities flop. 5: the scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.
dude!! ive got major floppage!!!!
a man having an irregualry large c-ck ‘n’ b-lls and is able to flop them through his shorts
holy sh-t, robs got some mad floppage!
past tense of cleavage
when she turned around and bent over, aunt f-nny displayed lots of floppage.
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