floppy bacon


after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a bl-w j-b but cant get his c-ck hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless p-n-s (aka his floppy bacon)
a girl gave me a bl-wj-b after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon

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