floppy donkey dick


a c-ck that is 15″long,5″ around, and … well always floppy
tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey d-ck.
a d-ck that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!
“dude i just pinched a loaf in that toilet”

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