floppy horse penis


a simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.
1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse p-n-s to you too sir.

2. man- -grabs womans b–b-
woman- and a flopppy horse p-n-s to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse p-n-s today?

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