floppy johnson
the act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.
lil bowwow: i just got a floppy johnson in the fac.
mom: by who?
lil bowwow: mike jones! b-tch
mom: who?
lil bowwow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!
when you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say “just forget it,” leaving you with a floppy d-ck
i couldn’t get the condom on fast enough so she was like “ya know what? nevermind.” needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night
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