Floppy Salmon


when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping
(flop flop flop)

“floppy salmon!!!”

“aww sh-t elliott you flopped me”

“d-mn straight will”

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