flopshot
the few seconds during a p-rno, or s-xy scene in a movie that just kills your erection dead. either the camera cuts to the hairy c-m-face of the man, some pet or animal comes on set, or something particularly gross happens, killing the mood.
‘ah man did you watch ‘h-rny home alone amateurs 11′? i was just about to shoot my load when her dog comes in the room and starts barking, f-cking flopshot should have been edited out.’
the act of a man laying behind a woman in bed while trying to fall asleep when suddenly the man pulls out his erect p-n-s and flops it at the lower back of a woman in an attempt to arouse her s-xually and if the clothing (or lack there of) is right he may even be able to flop it right into her v-g-n-.
dave: so i was layin’ down with felecia last night and i totally gave her the flop shot!
steve: nice!
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