Flora to Fondle Ratio
the ratio of flowers to oral s-x.
1 dozen roses = 1 bj
2 dozen roses = 1 bj with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 bj with swallow and a smile
that was nice, but according to the flora to fondle ratio, you owe me a smile.
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